no end in sight

in 2003 i told my very tragic boss that the war was a bad idea because none of the guys running it had military experience.

i guess i was right, according to this movie 'no end in sight', which interviews a lot of people who were involved.

mccain said the war would not be difficult

mostly im just glad that i was right. now i can say 'nyah nyah nyah' to people! the massive refugee and death and sorrow ...well, you know.

that was damned depressing

what the hell ? cant i post something funny once in a while...

ok. you know whats funny?

i cant remember any damn jokes. that is funny.

i just cant!

the rabbi and the priest...

what? i dont remember it.

ok heres a joke i stole from a movie...

guys accidentally crash into george bush's house.

he has an awesome bachelor pad, pool table, beer fridge, and a huge stash of marijuana.

bush walks in, the guys are astonished.. then bush says 'lets get high'.

the guy says 'hey.. you put people in jail for doing that... thats so hypocritical'

bush says 'do you like getting a blow job?'

guy says 'yeah'

bush says 'do you like giving blow jobs?'

guys says 'no, hell no'

bush says 'well, i guess that makes you a hypocrite too. now smoke my weed!'

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i find that hilarious. i dont know about other people. i guess, comedy is not even about jokes, its about timing, context, cutting things out, brevity, tone of voice, understanding people who are listening, etc etc etc. the actual words and the actual joke itself... are a small part?

or not?

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knock knock

whos there?

who

who who?

i didnt know you were an owl!

(kids like that one...)
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knock knock

whos there?

orange

orange who?

orange you going to open the door?

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knock knock

whos there?

ida know

ida know who?

ida know either, why are you asking me?

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knock knock

GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR IM CALLING THE COPS, YOU DAMN KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN

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